New Year's day.

Thank god 2009 is gone. It had its good parts, and there were some pretty bad parts, but now, now it’s a new year, a new decade so time to move forward and get on with things.

I’m not going to give you a list of resolutions though, because 1: that’s my business, and 2: no one ever follows their resolutions, so if I had something i wanted to change, I’d just change it, not just hope that a new year will make me not change back or something like that.

I do have to figure out how much longer I want to stay in Japan for. It’s a pretty big decision, not because I’m fully entrenched in the country, but more of “is it the right time to leave? What will I gain or lose by leaving? What do I want to achieve and do here? Have I done them yet?”, and of course that decision goes hand in hand with “What next?”

It’s been great being here in Australia, and the appeal of coming back and hopefully continuing my career is pretty strong. Seeing my friends and family progressing with their lives has given me an odd feeling that I’ve been living in limbo in Japan – having a great time, but not really doing anything or having any strong goals.

The other side of the coin is that I could go to Europe or America or somewhere and do that for a while, but I’m not really sure about that. Europe would be my #1 choice, France or Germany maybe… but I’d have to figure out what to do for a job.

Regardless, 2010 is going to be a solid year, where things are going to act as a base for the next 5 years or so. It feels pretty good to be planning things again, rather than not really worrying about much beyond whatever I’m doing on the weekend.

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A sort of homecoming.

I’m currently lying on my cousin’s couch, idly staring at the perfect blue summer sky, enjoying the afternoon sea breeze rolling through the top-floor apartment.

In my belly is one bbq’d chicken sandwich with sharp cheddar and homemade coleslaw, topped with a bit of Dijon mustard mayo and BBQ sauce, all on fresh whole grain farmers loaf bread.

That’s sitting on top of the french toast and bacon with mixed berries, maple syrup and a large cappuccino I had for breakfast.

It’s *really* good to home. I needed this, badly. (and not just the food)

In the meantime, one of the cats, Cheese, seems to have draped herself across my legs, which means it’s naptime. Night.

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Summer ending and all that it entails.

Right, well, yet another 6 weeks has gone past and I have to reread the old posts to figure out what I’ve included. Maybe some dot points will help:

  • I really love the area I’ve moved into. It wasn’t bombed during the war, so it’s full of old, interesting buildings and dark little shopping malls and fruit stands crammed into tiny corners, along with the requisite temples on every corner.
  • Yes, still battling with the mites. This is starting to be just plain confusing because nothing really seems to work. I’m now trying Diatomaceous Earth; to curb the little bastards. Unfortunately it makes my apartment look like a coke fiend’s paradise with white powder everywhere. Mixed results so far, but it’s supposed to take time to really do its job.
  • So I’ve had roughly 3 weeks off from work and I’ve chilled and reversed my sleeping patterns and caught up on movies and tv shows and done some travelling around Osaka itself. Also, I visited Koyasan, a 1,200 year old monastry complex on top of a mountdown, down in Wakayama Prefecture. Incredible place.
  • I’ve also started really getting into the guitar again – I’ve been given an acoustic and an electric (with an amp too, cheers Lux, even though you probably won’t read this), and I’ve been getting back into that pretty seriously. It’s good, because the last time I did this was roughly 1995, so I have 14 years worth of music to draw from to get me into the zone.
  • Summer has been pretty brutal – mostly due to the humidity – but now it’s starting to cool down. When I went outside this morning, it was actually cool. I was kinda shocked. I love summer, but considering the flatmates I currently have, I’m happy for the humidity to pretty much take a running jump the hell away from me.
  • I don’t know if it’s because of Summer or the mites or what but for the past few months, I’ve felt very different to my normal self, which has been frustrating as hell. Imagine making 4 months worth of important decisions to resolve an ongoing problem and not one of them working – it takes a toll on you mentally. It’s affected the way I act to everyone, which I hate… but things are getting better and I can feel my old self coming back. I missed me. I missed me bad.
  • Thanks to the move and the heat and the commute I have now, I’ve lost 4 kilos. If I watched what I eat (ha!), I could probably dip below 100kg. I haven’t done that since I was in my teens! Needless to say, I look hot.
  • I have an IH cooktop in my apartment, and it’s taken some getting used to. Basically it uses a magnetic field to make metal get hot, and so replaces a flame – rather than a flame making the metal hot, the metal makes itself hot. Takes a bit of getting used to, and since it only works well with some metals, I have to get a new frying pan. Balls.

That’s really kinda it for now. I’ve been doing bits on this blog now and then, like the new banner up the top which will become a bit more auto- and ani-mated over the next month or so. Just another one of my projects… I should really find time to study Japanese, or wash clothes, or do something other than stare at a computer screen…

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Goodbyes

When I first came to Japan, I knew almost no-one. I knew a few people via JET and Japan forums, but for the most part, I was on my own.

Now, 20 months down the track, I’ve made a ton of friends, but many of them have decided this is the time to leave, which is sad… but thank holy Christ for things like Facebook or I’d be bummed as hell.

On the weekend, Kim and I went to dinner to celebrate the upcoming wedding of my friends, Andrew and Alaina. There was 10 of us, and Sam had arranged for a private room in a very funky restaurant, Bleu, overlooking one of Osaka’s 5 billion rivers.

The food was good, the company was excellent and the wine… er… well… I was extremely hungover the next day. Oh god, it was pretty bad. Top 5 hangovers contender at least.

To be honest, I’m very very sad about Andrew and Alaina leaving – they’ve been two of my closest friends since I’ve been here, and both of them are my friend – not just “Oh, I’m friendly with her because she’s my mate’s girlfriend” – I could happily spend an afternoon with either of them…

But, this is the price we pay for the lifestyle I have here and they’re not going forever. Besides, they’re from New Zealand, so whenever I settle back in Australia, I’ll definitely be visiting.

It makes me think about when I’m leaving this place. At the moment, my contract ends in August 2010, and I really think I’ll be done then. I have a year to really get what I want out of Japan – visiting all 47 prefectures, for example – so yeah. (Still got to do my roadtrip around this place too)

Mites are still around, but I bought a dehumidifier and they seem to be… calmer… now. What I don’t understand is where they’re coming from. Yesterday, I put my futon out in the hot sun, gave it a good belting, etc, washed all my bedlinen, and I was *still* crawling when I went to bed.

I guess that’s what’s really frustrating me the most – nothing I do seems to work really well. Only vacuuming two, three times a day and the dehumidifier have had the biggest effect, and even then, it was a lessening, not a reduction.

Japan’s rainy season ends in a week (officially), so we’ll see what happens when the natural humidity drops.

Also we had the San-in Beach Party up in Tottori last? weekend – good fun, but it rained on and off. It was also the second time for me and I knew very few people there, but it was good and Kim had a good time, so yeah. Not too bad at all, but I dunno if I’ll go again… friends make it fun and next year, I’ll know even less people… but we’ll see.

Finally, I’m happy about this – after 8 years of driving in Formula 1, Australian Mark Webber has won a grand prix. I’m a rabid supporter of his, so I’m giddy as hell over it.

http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2009/7/9610.html

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Renaissance.

In the beginning, God created the World, and all that was on it. Trees, water, fish, people, cats, dogs, sloths, penguins, Eskimos and – for some unfathomable reason – he created mites.

Mites are tiny creatures, related to spiders, that are less than 1mm in size, breed faster than rabbits and cause various allergy problems in humans.

They have also changed the course of my life rather drastically in the last 10 weeks.

I currently live in Japan, so roughly around April or May, the weather warms and everyone is happy – unfortunately, the local tatami mite (aka “dani”) population explodes, and explode it did in my old apartment. For 10 weeks, I have itched and scratched and cleaned and fumigated and fought long and hard against these mites, to no avail. I even stayed with a co-worker for over a week in an effort to have a break from them, get some real sleep and figure out what to do.

In the end, the last ditch effort to rid myself of the wee beasties was to move apartment.

Unfortunately, this came at a bad time financially, but I’ve made it work, and I have a new place in the city.

Sadly, the mites did make it here with me – I suspect eggs in my clothes, even though I nuked the hell out of them in the industrial dryer at the laundromat.

Regardless, the Rainy Season will end soon and Summer will heat up and the humidity will drop away and hopefully the mites will, to coin a phrase, politely fuck off. In the meantime, I have a new life to adjust to… which is why I’ve revamped my blog.

Firstly, a few things:

  • The theme may change a few times. I’m fussy about that sort of thing.
  • It’s no longer a “Japan” blog, per se – but obviously it’ll still have various Japan-related stuff, because, well… I live here.
  • I plan to update more, but more in what the pundits call “micro-blogs”, like Twitter, or the Facebook status updates.

So, there we go.

I now live in a place called Tengachaya, which is about 5 minutes out of the middle of the city via train or 25 minutes by pushbike. I also have a 45 minutes commute, but I don’t mind, for some reason. It gives me time to wake up and sort myself out before I walk into work. Normally, I’m walking in half-asleep, sucking down a can of coffee.

My new apartment is brand new – finished in April ’09 -  so is all impressive: glass, steel, concrete, etc. It’s “New York” style apartment which features track lighting, exposed concrete surfaces and all the modern devices everyone in Japan needs, including an IH cook top and a heater fan in the bathroom to dry towels. (Sidenote: When I was looking at apartments, the guy wanted to show me apartment 305 in this building, which is the same as my old apartment. Then I found out the building number is the same as my old building number, and to cap it off, the rent is exactly the same. I took it as a sign, but I took apartment #302 because it had a side window.)

It’s a slightly older area of Osaka, so there’s lots of weird alleys and old folk who have been living here for 50-60 years, but it’s interesting and I like it. Considering the circumstances I’ve moved here under, I’m doing okay so far, although I hate sitting in the laudromat for hours. Fucking mites.

So that’s where things stand at the moment. New blog, new apartment, new phase of my life.

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The end…?

So I’ve been writing this blog since at least 6 months before I came to Japan, and obviously for those of you who actually cared to read it, things have been up and down, left and right, good and bad…

Things have changed dramatically in my life in the last couple of months, so with that in mind, I’m going to close down this blog. I’ll leave it up as an archive, but I won’t be posting in it anymore.

Instead, I’ll have a new blog! –

http://www.surlymonkey.com/

I’ll be hopefully posting on that more regularly now, in theory. Anyway, thanks to everyone who’s read this blog and shared on my Japan… stuff. I’m still here in Japan, but now things are different…

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Mites, Parte the Seconde.

Well, the mites got to be too much on Sunday night.

I went to my air mattress at around 11pm or so… and they started biting me straight away, so I got up, threw my sheets into the dryer to nuke the little fuckers, turned the mattress over and cleaned it down with some new orange oil cleaner I’d bought. I had another shower and waited until 1am or so, then tried again. 30 minutes later, bitten again.

I had another shower and this time, tried the newly-fumigated couch. Again, things crawlling on me within minutes.

Finally, I moved to the tatami room, where I semi-dozed on the bare tatami, watching the eastern sky get brighter.

I went to school at 8am, absolutely beside myself with overtiredness and sheer frustration, grabbed the teachers that had been helping me and said “We have to do something about this. TODAY.”

Anyway, we had a meeting straight away, and came to the following conclusions:
- The real estate agents and the landlady are sympathetic, but will not help. Which means they’re probably not that sympathetic, and won’t help.
- Fumigators themselves said there’s not much they could do for less than $1,000AUD that would have any effect, and even then, it may not work.
- I’m moving to a new apartment, but I’m not in a financial position to do so, so I’m staying at a teacher’s place until next Wednesday, when I’ll start apartment hunting. In reality, I’ll probably end up staying there until Saturday week, so I can go into the city and start looking at places.

So, I went home after setting off yet another round of bug bombs, threw some clothes into the wash and left, itching like a mofo.

We went to a skin doctor who confirmed that I was being bitten by mites (what gave it away? The thousands of tiny red pinpricks all over my arms and legs?) and gave me some anti-histamines for the itching and some steroid cream to help heal the bites.

After that, I went back to my soon-to-be-ex-apartment, had a quick shower as so to not take mites to my friend’s house (even though the doc said that once they bite, they tend to fall off or go away and most sensations are the body going haywire at the stuff the mites leave behind, hence the anti-histamines… which means I probably only got bitten once on Sunday night and the rest of the night was my nervous system going nuts?), bought a new futon set ($50aud, gotta love the cheapness of some stuff in this country) and headed for my new temporary home.

He lives 40 minutes away through some of the most beautiful countryside I’ve seen in Japan. Well, that I’ve seen moving past at the speed of light. He’s a bit of a loony driver, which is scary.

Anyway, he lives in a very nice house, albeit a tad dusty, so I’m there for a while. No internet access though, which is mildly problematic, but I’m going to grab a book or two from the school’s English library and expand my mind.

I still have some issues to attend to though:

- Finding a new apartment.
- Figuring out what to do with my stuff in my old apartment, eg: is this likely to bring mites with me? I’ve already disposed of my old mattress and my $500 couch because they were either infested or prime mite territory. I cut open the bottom of the couch and it’s all raw material and rough hewn wood, so it’s gotta go. not impressed, but that’s life I guess.
- Move to new apartment.

Y’know, I was planning to move to a new place anyway, but I’m pretty sad about having to move in such a manner. All I want to do is go home, but I can’t, because it’s full of insects that have taken over it. Major bummer. :(

Well, at least things are interesting.

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The Two Month Itch.

So, in the past, I’ve used this blog to have a grizzle about stuff that’s going on, but mostly it’s been minor things.

However, since about mid-April, I have been infested by mites. Little, invisible, biting mites.

I’m not exactly sure how they got into my apartment, but I have fumigated so many times that I’m actually worried that I’m poisoning myself. I’ve cleaned and cleaned and cleaned. I’ve cut open the bottom of my sofa and filled that with insecticide. Nothing is working. They’re crawling on and biting me right now. I have no idea where they’re coming from and I can’t seem to stop them. When I set off bombs, sometimes they’ll go away for a few days, but then they’ll come back, strong as ever.

My co-workers at school have been somewhat helpful… in that they’ve made sympathetic noises and made suggestions which I’ve already tried and then all come to the same conclusion: move. Fumigation companies are useless, they just tell me to use the bug bombs you get at the supermarket. Nothing works.

I’ve even made noises via my vice principal at my landlady who said she’d help and contacted the real estate agency, but the real estate guys are being complete dickheads and refusing to help. What I don’t understand is why they won’t help? They’ve been instructed to help me, but everyone’s being polite and Japanese and won’t make a noise about it. Apparently paying $2000 in deposit means jackshit.

My girlfriend Kim has been awesome. When something gets to me badly enough, I whinge. Since I talk to her the most, she’s copped the majority of it, and for that, I’m really sorry, and really thankful. She doesn’t deserve it, but she still keeps talking to me, so I must be doing something right. <3

Anyway, so here I am, being bitten daily, actually afraid to go to my apartment after work and generally miserable. It’s really making me hate being here right now because of some insect that I can’t stop and can’t get effective, proper help to stop.

Here’s the facts:
- I can have a shower and that seems to kill them.
- I can put sheets and clothes through a regular wash/dry and that seems to kill them.
- Sometimes the bug bombs work and sometimes they don’t.
- They’re tiny: I can only see them using a 10x magnifying glass and they leave little red bite marks on my skin, like tiny little raised scabs.

I’m going insane because they destroy my ability to sleep properly and this is affecting my ability to work and talk with others like a normal, rational human being. I’m literally on a constant emotional rollercoaster because of this. When I have a bad night, I get sleep across 4 chairs in the computer lab at work. I lie awake at night, waiting to be bitten…or I close my eyes and wish myself to desperately fall asleep before they bite me. I have a process I have to follow at night: I have my shower absolutely last thing, even brushing my teeth before i go in.

When I finish the shower (which at the end of, I sigh, say a small prayer that they won’t be in my bed and turn off the water), I dry myself off with my clean towel and take as few a steps as possible to my bed. did I mention that I’ve had to throw out my matress because of the mites? And all my curtains? And cushions? And other assorted material stuff? All my clothes are in sealed bags at the moment.

I’m now sleeping on an airbed with a doona cover that I put in the dryer everynight to kill anything that could be on it.

So… in short, I’m fucking miserable. I’ll keep you updated.

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Changes, we be changin’…

As you can probably tell from my utter lack of posting on here, I’m not real excited about writing long blog posts any more – in fact, my Facebook status gets updated more frequently, which you can see on the right of here.

So, I’m going to be revamping the blog soon. I have ideas going but it won’t be changed tomorrow, it’ll probably take a month or two of me learning new tech to make stuff work (since I haven’t really done much raw web stuff since the days of blink tags), so…

Anyway, here are the high lights of what’s been happening:

  • We’ve started a new year at school. Ben (the other ALT I worked with) has gone back to US and I”m working with a new guy, along with a new swag of teachers.
  • It was my birthday in March. I’m now… older. *sigh*
  • Spring has finally sprung, although so have tatami mites. I am determined to not let those little fuckers win this year.
  • I went to Tokyo with my girlfriend, Kim, for a week. It was really interesting – much nicer than I expected. (Kim wanted her name like that. Don’t ask.)
  • I’m looking at moving apartments to save some cash, but there’s not much available around here, which is annoying.

Anyway, I’m still alive and everything is fine – although we’ll see what happens with this swine flu thing – and I’ll be changing over to the new blog format as soon as I’ve got things nutted out.

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A new year, a new post.

And going from my current track record for posting on this blog, my only post for this year, hooray!

Right, anyway, things are good, except that we’re in the middle of Winter here in Japanland, and I hate the cold. Cold and I don’t get along, but the occasional snowfall is nice.

I spent Christmas here in Japan this year and whilst I missed Australia, it was still pretty good. I had Christmas lunch with my girlfriend, Kim, and a group of friends in Nara (nice work Lux and Lains for hosting and cooking every animal legally available), and then two days later, we all headed up to Shiga to have a “2nd Christmas” with some more friends where we ate too much meat and drank too much mulled wine.

Christmas in Japan is a fairly non-family event, with it seemingly more of a couples event than what the western world is used to. Some of you might remember that last year, I spent Christmas in Korea with an old friend of mine, and it was the same situation there as Japan.

New Years Eve here, however, is definitely a more subdued family affair, with people quietly ringing in the new year with their family at a local shrine.

I, on the other hand, decided to ring in the new year by falling down a small incline and smacking my head into the door of a passing BMW.

Yes, alcohol was involved. No, I didn’t hurt myself badly, but I did knock myself silly for a little while. Luckily, my friends were there and they hauled me to my feet, and I was fussed over for the rest of the night by Kim, which is always nice. I did have a splitting headache at 4am though… or was that the hangover starting early?

Currently, school is back in but winding up the academic year very quickly.

I only have one more week of classes with my current 3rd years and then they’re into exams and then gone forever. 1st and 2nd years have another month of classes after that and then I’m free for about 4 weeks, right in the middle of cherry blossom season, gotta love it.

I know that’s only a brief over view of what’s happened since my last post, but to be honest, I haven’t done that many things that are too exciting lately. Winter kinda does that.

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